Ended up in self-defense at a mall Apple Store who had hired some really bad "geniuses". Read on:

I would only buy one pair of new machines and equipment for around $5,000, but they only had old machines and old equipment in stock.

I was, of course, annoyed - What kind of shop is it you amateurs really run - I said, engaged.

One of the "geniuses" decided not to confront me over the counter, but properly, so he walked around, and straight up in my face started screaming some stuff in Spanish that I didn't quite understand. So I peeled him straight down. But then 3-4 others came to pull me down the hill and stay there

One of them took a nitrogen roof on me, so I had to pretend to be dying, so that he would lift a little bit of grip so I got something more free to pull out a couple of angry arms to give him a really ugly one on the throat and in the throat.

It was about here that "Securitas" came into the store - strictly asked them to escort me out of this shit shop - which they did somehow, while the audience and "insulted" stood and screamed, "But, you can't let him go. "Well, you didn't let me go. I just went - and no one felt like wanting to put sticks in the wheels for me or trying to stop me, lol.

When I finally got outside, surrounded by 3 Securitas and a couple of "bloggers with camera" I took a taxi, well that is - "Securitas" tried so well they could stop Taxi 1, so I worked with Taxi 2, but ended up paying Taxi 3 so well that he couldn't say no. Had a comfortable trip home

Delicious to get accumulated aggression, as well as knowing that I still have it in me. For someone who has fought their whole life, it is good with a new fight once in a while, rep-exercise we may be calling it.

The question today is whether to sue iStore for aggressive customer service and a bunch of money. We'll see - First, I'll enjoy myself with a bottle of Champagne and some pills.