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RE: The Black Death

in #life2 years ago

The Good Lady reached out and pressed a hand on my shoulder as if checking to see if I was medium or medium-rare.

We all know you're well done mate.

Seriously though...You remember that book, Day of the Triffids but John Wyndham? I think you should investigate the opportunities, you know, head down to the plant nursery and all. You'll not have to worry about neighbours then.

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I actually tried to convince the missus to get the weird flute-like fly eating ones that grow quite big but she thought they were as ugly as sin.

And yeah, well done is what I am :OD

I actually tried to convince the missus

That was your first mistake. I thought you would have known better by now.

I slipped from the path! I should have known!!

Let the beatings commence!

It's funny from that, makes Will Smith look like a giant!

Maybe you could plant him next to the back fence in place of the cane? Lol.

Hahaha!! I can imagine him now, slappy halls flapping in the wind shouting about how he was gonna fucking get me for feeding him chicken shit all the time 🤣🤣