It's ok mate, you have that manly beard of yours to verify your manliness. All is well.
You...do have...your beard still right?
Right?
Ok, in the absence of beard-status...You have power tools right? I think, even a circular saw. This is enough to reinstate manliness, even to a duct tapeless, no tyre changing, beardless chap...especially if you drink a few beers before you operate it, six or seven should do the trick.
I've got the saw! I am there! I have not relinquished all manliness just yet.
Now I just need to work on the beard. Mine is a straggly creature. It always makes me look shifty af!!
Yay for circular saws!
Re: Scraggly beards...Go for a big moustache with curled ends...that makes up for the lack of a beard. Gangs of NY style.
I have always fancied those curly 'taches! I think it would be the final thing I need to be the gentleman I truly am!!
You must...And once appropriately 'stached you will then be henceforth considered to be of the Gentry.
Oooo, that has a nice ring to it!
You'll be able to (officially) have serfs. It's glorious.
I love a serf. Serfdom is overlooked these days