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I think killing myself might be too easy. Its horrifying. Every five minutes she gives it a bash PPPAAARAPP. Like mad farting with the occasional bit where she gets it right and you think oh aye then the farting noise again... lol

You're probably right, there must be a more fitting and dastardly end to you...Maybe little Boom a trombone and it's death by brass instruments!

Double the brass double the death!!!

They say it's not a bad way to go really, quite peaceful...and if you believe that you're fucken bonkers!

I have passed into full bonkers because I BELIEVE!!!

You and at least one other person here...or maybe bonkers was that person's natural state already?

To be fair Hive attracts the bonkers!