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Heh. If a bear shits in the woods, and no-one's there to smell it - does it stink?

Depends on the rate of quantum flux and wether the Bear is A) Catholic and B) An Existentialist .... If the answer is yes to both those questions and Jupiter is rising in the constellation of Gemini then it certainly would stink yes!

Sounds 'Grizzly' - I can't 'Bear' it