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Hehe, ah the promotion that never comes. Or maybe it did ;0)

I have been hassled already about that night out date I am meant to organise. I shamefully haven't managed it yet and he hasn't made any moves yet either!!

he's obvi such a lame-o. What are we smarties to do?! Fix everyone's pathetic lives? I constantly get asked questions about what to do for people's gardens - you know, they expect free advice that takes time away from my schedule (such as it is).

Mostly the people wanting the free advice have sh*t yards, and sometimes I'm nice, but mostly I want to say "well, for starters, you need to bulldoze all of this junk outta here and get these outta control vines off your flippin' roof!" and they're like 'oh but I love the vines' and I'm like , 'okay, well, good luck with that'. They want advice, but they don't actually want to do anything about it!

I agree, those ones are the absolute worst. The ones that seem advice and then don't take it. I have been badgered in the past for Avon's on things and then much later when you ask how it went they feel you about something someone else said!?! Gaar, some people!! :0)