And once she straightens that out with Mrs Johnny, you can tell her about Planet Claire!
She came from Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
A-faster than the speed of light
Planet Claire has pink air
All the trees are red
No one ever dies there
No one has a head
Some say she's from Mars
Or one of the seven stars that shine after three-thirty in the morning
Well, she isn't!
She came from Planet Claire
She came from Planet Claire
She came from Planet Claire
Lol, she might not be quite ready for that yet! :0)
Maybe if you pulled it out on vinyl...