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RE: Surveillance Footage of @Eveuncovered (timelapse)

in #life7 years ago

Someone who puts a hidden camera in your room to spy on you is clearly unwell mentally. I Know it's your sister, but you should reevaluate the nature of your relationship before much creapier and possibly dangerous things start to happen.

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Oh my, do you think so!? Can you help me?

I doubt it, but I'm game to try. What did you have in mind?

Elimination.

Oh, you got me all wrong, there, I'm all about helping people. Elimination seems counterproductive to helping people. Also, you might feel better in the short run, but eventually you'd want her back so I wouldn't be helping you much either.

Men are useless. I'll have to do it myself. I know she is allergic to strawberries...

Men aren't useless! Who do you think loaded and unloaded the trucks that brought those strawberries in from Mexico? We're good at lifting heavy stuff, smashing things, producing exotic smells, chopping wood, and many other things.

Anyway, you probably shouldn't. But death by Strawberry? It could be worse.