LOL! Oh MB, you killed me right out of the gate this morning with Mr. Shouty-Humpy Knickers” Alaskan slang for a pink salmon is the word humpy so I got a visual of a crotchety heathen with pink salmon undies, that’s word visual inducing gold right there!
Hmm, as I read further I see that my kind were most egregious in the manners department, filthy little hobbitses indeed! So happy to hear your post work ramble was full of shite-free footwear skipping lol!