I tip my hat to the Little Lady.
My bartender (in the before times) and his wife were expecting a baby. Since the wife chose the name for the first child, she allowed her husband the honour of the second.
Being from the East coast, he pondered it a moment then replied that their child shall be named Trout.
This lasted about 3 weeks until his wife snapped and exclaimed that there is no way that their child will be named Trout.
Similar to the Little Lady, he was ready ... "If we aren't going to name the child Trout, the only thing I ask is that the middle name will be Danger"
... and so it was. They had a little boy.
... and ...
The Lad (and his father) will always be able to proudly say
HEhehe!! That is splendid. It is one of the oldest tactics in the book. Ask for the insane with the second option you really want already in the bag.
I should have been more wary when she actually started saying the oldest trick in the book its obvious she has been reading a book of cunning somewhere!