In a position like that ... The first question before accepting is ...
Am I allowed to "Work Force Adjust" as I see fit?
Because, if you can't move the shit out, it's hard to clean up.
Everyone gets a chance to assimilate to the "Ways of Boom"... but if they don't, they're out.
Then ... absolutely!!!
Using the term "Work Force Adjust" gives you some freedom to have some fun ... You know, when you take the lowest employee on the team, then have them transferred to a different team stating that "I believe this persons strength's will really add to the new team". Then giggle on your way to the beer fridge, recalling that 10 years ago, the manager of that team didn't refill the coffee pot -
Revenge is a dish best served cold
What type of an animal doesn't refill the coffee pot if they take the last cup!!!!
That my friend is the worst kind of animal!! Everyone knows it is the unwritten rule that you fill the damn thing if you are the one to empty it!
I do have that power. It is easier now with all the offshoring partner staff gubbins that goes on. I will probably be a bad bastard and work my way through em all. It really is the easiest way :OD
!PIZZA
Please tell me you have watched the movie "Office Space". If not, do so.
HAhahah, oh yes I have indeed!