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oh ok, no insults, snide remarks or putting Texas down? wow you must be exhausted. I think you just need more sleep is all, and then wear a cowboy hat when you go out, that would make all the difference in the world, plus it would look cool and also improve your image.

I could use more sleep. I could not use a cowboy hat.

Just can't. Next you'll be asking me to wear cowboy boots.