I'm reading this while at the beach and I just got hit on by an "old dude" that looks about 50. I had that "old dude" thought, and then I realized that I'm in my 30s and I've passed the cusp. I'm officially in the get-hit-on-by-50-year-olds age. Nothing wrong with that. 50 year olds have way better lines, they actually know how to hold a conversation and/or have more experience with coming up with amusing ways to describe things, like this:
He asked huffily as if trying out jade vagina eggs and finding them not to his liking.
Congrats on all that vulgar 50 year old wisdom. Not that you are 50...of course.
I am only going to be a little tad over my mid-forties!! Under no circumstances will I be 50 for at least for some years!!! Raaar! Poor overestimated age me!!
Although I must say, I do love a lady in her thirties!! Maybe I am fifty in the mind, lol!!
Ha, happy mid-forties then.
Hurrah!! Cheers !!