Aren't there a bunch of home remedies for the hot pepper burn that may or may not work? I can just imagine you standing in the kitchen dipping your privates into a tub of sour cream and the look on the good lady's face. Maybe a half a gallon of milk down the pants? ;)
Haha, that would be quite the scenario to explain!!
I have heard also that you can get a jellyfish to pee on the affected area too! :0)