This is one of my sons favourite books. I'm feeling a bit like this wonky donkey at the moment.
He's cool, but definitely has some issues.
Some people with rare diseases call themselves zebras. But that sounds way to elegant for my style.
I'm a spunky hanky panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPuvYUVlNo