Step 1: I am going to convince my wife that you are the leading expert on economics and diamonds on steemit (possibly the world!).
Step 2: I am going to break it to her that her engagement ring is a fake.
Step 3: I will wait for her to heap praise on me for being so smart and betting that would be ring money on a race horse named "Diamond"... who ran the race backwards.
Step 4: I will convince her that you are the greatest divorce lawyer...
Terrible plan. Back too the drawing board!
hahaha I don't think you'll need that great a divorce lawyer - last I checked conveniently forgetting your password to your crypto wallet right before the asset split isn't a crime...
Brilliant!!! You are an expert on everything.
New question. I have this thing that lasts more than 4 hours...
Never mind.
HAHA! thats awesome dude!