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  • “Oh, I lost a family bet.”

  • “Each year we all put tattoo ideas into a hat and choose one at random”

  • “I have a tattoo?!?”

  • “It means Stranger danger”

Any of those would have sufficed my love.

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“I have a tattoo?!?”

I am so remembering this one :))) Love it. You're right, I'll have to do better next time (thank God creeps come in no short supply, right? :D)

If not, I can always send them over to you, if you're ever...you know...craving some creep interaction ;)