Operation done and feeling numb.
So I’ve joined the racks of the following people apparently Nigel Farage, Hilter, napoleon, lance Armstrong and @dfinney old teacher.
Got to the hospital at half 7 this morning unable to have a cup of tea this morning as nil by mouth. Going through all the checks and they give me my outfit for the day. A lovely set of see through pants. I think the misses liked them so may dress up for her after I recovered.
The anaesthetist came around and give me the choice of local or general. So my reply was “what’s the best and which one will make me feel better quicker.?” He knows which is the best but can’t tell me.
In this world the doctor can’t decide for you, he/she can only give you advice. So my next question “what time frame is the recovery to get out of hospital for the both?”
Apparently if I had the local I would need to wait to have full feeling in my legs and waist before going home which could be up to 5 hours. With general I could go home after 3 hours. So I choose general. Then he says that the best choice. 🤷♂️
The theatre people come and get me around 10. Making small chat with the anaesthetists he does the count back from ten. Well I made it to ten and started snoring.
Next thing I know is Waking up at 12 in recovery a bit drowsy with one bollock missing and for some reason a couple of pubes in between my teeth and a salty taste at the back of my throat. I ask the gentleman looking after me is this normal and he smiles and gives me a wink.
Well I’m home now with feet up planning on what box sets to watch. Breaking bad, American horror story or anything else which catches my eye.
I feel honored to receive a mention in your testicle story. ☺️ Glad the surgery is behind you. Nice job with the BIG red blob you drew to hide your junk.
Can you feel any difference with it gone? Is ball two enjoying all the extra breathing room.
Hope everything stays comfortable as the anesthetic wears off.
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It’s like when you got a double bed to yourself with all that room and spread out. Bet it’s loving life.
Got pain killers if I need them.
FYI - "The Uni-Baller" sounds better than "monoball." Hang in there.
Ha ha. I’ve seen that one
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Kind of went a bit OTT with the red blob!! I've seen you naked, so I know!!
Mrs welshstacker, just said she likes "Huw-one-ball" as a nickname. I think I'm going to go for "Huw uno-bollock"
Glad it all went well, can't wait to see it next week
Well how are things today?
Happy all went well and so you know Monoball sounds like a great James Bond villian. Can hear it know
James:Yes Pussy Gallore there is a new evil genius in town
Pussy G.: But James who can it be??
James: Monoball!
Cue dramatic music. Hope you are feeling alright and healing up buddy. Be well and take it easy!