besides, I find that all I need to do to frighten anyone off is to laugh maniacally or announce loudly in a crowded area (preferably an elevator) "You're probably wondering why I brought you all here today."
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I follow the example of a particular Toronto streetcar driver. In the elevator, I push buttons for the others and as we approach the lobby announce, "Please exit by the rear doors only unless you're young, male and single, and insist on kissing the driver good-bye."
To each his/her own.