"New Yorkers fainting over the sink as they attempted to wrestle water from their faucet." I love sentences like this. LOL
" I propose to sell the air! Perhaps on eBay to begin with. A modest price for a cubic foot of air. Good Scottish air, cooling air. Just imagine, down south as they whimper in the 40-degree heat. They can buy a couple of cubic feet of Scottish air and let it out in the stiflingly hot rooms. It will absorb all their excess warmth and more!"
I see you stepped back out into the real world just a wee bit early. ha ha It appears you are still under the influence. "They" say that some keep the crazy brain for quite a while after. 😂
I hope I keep some of the crazy brain. I can only see advantages to it as I progress through life!