'Tis hazardous enough to work alongside attractive women. My library branch has been dangerous in that regard. Alas, all have been already in relationships, and with people at least as well armed as I. Would you be able to do anything productive with all the blood rushing from your brain to... elsewhere... at the sight of your boss? And what will really become of El Jefe?
I dont think I could do anything productive or I might become one of those slimy little creeps that only does what they are told because their blood is not in their brain! Who needs that!