OMG, I started out laughing, but that quickly turned to fear and anger on yours and your wife's behalf. That horrible incident would have ruined the entire vacation for me - don't blame you for not wanting to go back there. And I'm glad your wife is okay ....
Oh it totally ruined it. As the story was about what happened to her I also didn't mention the food poisoning I got on the day of the flights. It was awful too. Not a holiday to repeat!
Oh my goodness, you poor things! I'm so sorry you both went through that.