AHAHA! I didn't mean to laugh, I just ... First of all, sorry to hear you got into a bit of an incident, dude. I really am. While insurance covers it, it's still a pain to have to deal with the repairs. I just didn't expect you would fold easily at 60. Is that already a lot there? I bet Sebastian has tons more he could dole out if he were the one who shunted you at the back. He is a gentleman, after all.
The woman's flirt tactics might've worked if the conditions were different, too bad for her that you are a happily married man, with a baby on the way to boot! Ugh, I can't figure out why she doesn't get it's all about the principle of it all. The principle, woman! But yeah, I totally get where you're coming from, I would've done the same thing as well just to save myself from the hassle.
That prostitute comparison is too funny, dude! Haha! It was hard to explain why I suddenly burst into laughter to the people around me. Suffice to say, it was awkward telling them that a prostitute comment was the reason.