It's all fun and games until someone bites you.
Poor Daddy, indeed. In a game of he-said-she-said, the crowd would always root for the cuter one. I'm sorry to say that you're more majestic than cute, dude. The little lady knows this and she's taking advantage of this weakness. Much like that time when she told you she was being bullied just so she could get her way. I have no doubt that she would make a fine God-Empress indeed. It's reassuring that Earth will have a seat at the intergalactic table once she has the reins.
I fear for the earth with her at the reigns!
Or rather, I fear for the galaxy!!
By the time she's in power, I do feel that we won't have control over our own emotions, so I guess we have nothing to fear then!