I pledged to quit to quit on my return.
You said "to quit" two times in one sentence, so it must be true haha! I've never tried smoking myself (though, that would be weird, I wonder what charred @jedau tastes like, I hope I would be spicy) although, I have been a reluctant second-hand smoker for years now, partly because my old roommate was a smoker (of tobacco and weed).
I really don't get the appeal of smoking, but I do hope that you do finally decide to quite. For real, this time. We can't have you shortening your life span, not when Boom Baby Number 2 is on its way. Surely, the cure for cancer is just beyond the horizon (wait, for it, my future daughter would invent the cure ;) ) but before that happens, let's not tempt fate, shall we?
Yes, fate is a thing but to be trifled with!!
Goddang, don't you just hate it when you proof read something and a typo still gets in!!!
Gaaaaar, I shall leave it for posterity :0)