Well little one. I think the reason I cried so much is that I knew what the next five years were going to bring.
Ahahahaha! The answer you're going to stick with until the little lady grows up and finds her better half. Then, that's when you divulge everything in your speech and cue the waterworks! Oh, what wonderful revenge that would be for all the crying and tantrums and world domination the wee lady had reigned down!