Haha! Nice misdirect there with the beggar. Once again, you have proven yourself to be a magnet for those kinds of folk haha! I had just finished eating dinner, so this was the perfect post to read after. Lots of action goes on in the bathroom, I really don't know how anyone could classify it as boring!
It was a good misdirect! You simply cannot do better than to read a story about poos with dinner. It should be mandatory!
I don't even know how people eat dinner without poo being mentioned!
Me neither, especially when tucking into a good beef dish
Ohh yeaaah those sausages are a delightful accompaniment to the topic.
Mmmm sausages!