some of us spend a further 24 years watching other people sleep through a pair of binoculars generally held one handed and the remaining 24 years behind bars
I have only spent 11 years so far, is it possible to avoid the jail time altogether?
I mean, if you know someone who's been asleep 24 hours a day for some time now, and has started to smell a little funny, well...do draw a mustache/glasses/cock and balls on their face, I'm sure they'd appreciate the joke when they finally wake up.
Ahahaha! This had me in stitches! I should've expected this from you. But, I know better to expect from someone so unexpected.
As for me, I get about only 4 hours of sleep before I wake up to drink my morning go juice, then I fall back down to sleep and then wake up just in time for a late lunch. Suffice to say, it's been a long time since I've experienced mornings. I really want to say I miss it, but I would be lying to you and myself.