Wait so you woke up this morning and your coffee was already ready AND you were able to fill your ashtray with milk? That sounds like the life.
I think the image looks like a long red cloak worn by a villainous superhero.
You know the type.
Eats a lot of ramen noodles but leaves the packages all over the place. Take showers that are too long and too hot so his skin is a little bit dry and ashy but never uses moisturizer.
That kind.
If a picture can say 1000 words, those would be some of them.