"I underwent 'Bombogenesis' with my anger" a real life happening. My first new writing of 2018

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Bombogenesis

Bombogenesis, a popular term used by meteorologists, occurs when a midlatitude cyclone rapidly intensifies, dropping at least 24 millibars over 24 hours.
A millibar measures atmospheric pressure.
This can happen when a WARM air mass collides with a COLD air mass, such as air over warm ocean waters.
The formation of this rapidly strengthening weather system is a process called bombogenesis, which creates what is known as a bomb cyclone.

Anyone who knows me, especially has lived with me as a room mate etc...knows that
It is not wise to wake me up, especially if it is for some frivolous reason.
And if you do, please do not get within arms reach.

Last Tuesday, I had my first meeting/appointment with my new medicare Dr., at which
I received a "Pneumonia Vaccination". I've had one of those before. Some years ago.
I woke up the next day, pain in my arm (the vaccination site)
Pain in my Shoulder, armpit and...I felt feverish and achy

😞 ♠♣♦♥ 😧 I was tired, sore and out of sorts...so I went back to bed.
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Bombogenesis happens when Warm collides Cold


MY PHONE RANG

I was sound asleep, totally and completely out of it, wrapped up in my
heavy comforter, electric blanket, all comfy-poo-pie.
↑↑that was the WARM↑↑
I was SHOCKED out of sleep.
↓↓This, was the COLD↓↓
The voice said:
"Hello, this is the Atlanta VA calling to speak with Jerry E Smith.
Are you Jerry E Smith"?
Sighs "yes, this is He" I said.
She said "I'm calling from the [blah blah blah] clinic to schedule your appointment."



(From that moment, I was throwing off my covers, getting my legs caught, struggling
To get up, knowing I would have to go into the next room to get to my computer and my Calendar)
"Are you able to set up this appointment in February now?" she said, I replied
"No, I'm in bed, but I'm getting up"...undaunted, she continued
(here comes the cold, colliding with the warm)

well, is there someone there who can help you?

BOMBOGENESIS

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I SWEAR if I could have reached through the phone, I'd have killed her

NO!, there is NOT anyone else here, I live alone, I am a bachelor!!!

(now I'm at my bedroom Door, shouting, tripping over my sweatpants)
Undaunted, she was continuing "Mr Smith, I suggest you control your ATTITUDE)

You know what! CALL ME BACK


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So, after the hot and cold had separated, and the Jet stream had carried me into my
Living room, I opened my computer and my calendar, I called that clinic
[I bet she didn't expect that...I have a list of nearly all the VA phone #'s]

She answered 😱



"Hello, this is the [blah blah blah] clinic"...'Hello' I said, 'I'm Jerry E Smith, last 4 [****]'
"Yes Mr Smith" she said, "How can I help you?" [OH-MY-GOD!!!]

YOU called ME,
YOU got me out of Bed.
I am here now, sitting at my computer with my calendar open.
NOW YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU CAN HELP ME?

I have my calendar open now, can we GET ON WITH IT PLEASE?


We did get my appointment scheduled.
Lesson learned?

Nope.




"Anger Bombogenesis"
by
Jerry E Smith
©1/4/18

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Im sorry you had a rough start. Glad you got your appointment. Vaccination might have been a live virus so it may have given you a mild form but it only attempts to prevent viral pnuemonia not bacterial. Good luck.. upvoted resteemed

Thanks Liz, @deadgrlsuppastar. Everyone is focusing on the vaccination. I am not blaming
The vaccination for this event, it is a facet of my PTSD/Anger Management (or lack thereof)
Which is evidenced in this event.

  1. I hate phone calls
  2. I hate phone calls from the VA. and
  3. I REALLY hate phone calls from overbearing people who won't LISTEN to me.
    Thanks for the upvote and resteem my friend

Note to you get a vaccine injury form and fill out. You my well need it.

I was in no way, intending to allude that this incident was because of my vaccination.
I've had many many vaccinations, and generally have no deleterious after effects.
Thank you though @housewhisper. I'll keep that in mind.

Very interesting!!

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Oh gosh Jerry, you have me laughing like a mad person here!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This post is FANTASTIC!