Everyone wants to be a failure right? Failing is just so much fun, Because then you have a crazy story to tell, That will give you lots of attention and pity!
Everyone should work hard to become a failure. It's just the way to go. The good news is, becoming a failure is actually quite easy if you know what you are doing.
Do Everything Alone
You shouldn't have friends or family in your life. Your goal is to fail. Asking for help is simply something you should never do.
When you ask for help, you are showing how weak you are, And that you aren't capable in general. So Save that for later! And don't bother asking for help. It's a waste of time. Especially people who are better than you. If your going to associate with anyone try and associate with people who aren't as talented as you are. This will ensure that you never grow as a person.
Have A Scarcity Mindset
Being Terrified of anything and everything is truly how you should be. Everything is so limited, Everything is so scarce. Many opportunities you have now, You'll never have again. Good things do not grow on trees! When you have a scarcity mindset everything that you see or touch Will cause you to have an iron grip on. You'll never let things go, And you'll obsess over these things because you feel you'll never have the opportunity to do or have them again.
That will allow you to have hyper focus on the things you actually want to achieve. Always see success as rare, And see every opportunity as limited.
Wait For Luck
Don't ever look for luck. If things don't fall into your hands, They weren't meant to be. Plus it's selfish for you to "Look" for luck Because then you aren't saving any for anyone else. And that's really selfish.
Luck is all about entitlement, And if you feel entitled to be lucky, Then you'll get lucky. It's often just that easy. Don't just sit there and look for opportunities that will help you become lucky. Because we all know that it's impossible to do that, Luck is given. Not Earned.
By doing my super proven tips, You are guaranteed to become a failure in life. I hope these help you live a miserable and lonely life!
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Excellent failure tutorial, easy step by step instructions I can follow. And don't waste your smile energy, it will help you fail. Thanks @kaylinart
Fail fast, fail often. It's the accelerated path to success.
Assuming you learn from the failures of course ;-)
Of course LOL!
Never a truer word said... I'm 47 and still learning... choosing the straight path is easy and boring, but to join the twisty path called "life" is far more challenging and exiting ;-)
Exactly, I will learn my whole life as I plan to continue improving my whole life.
So true!
As someone said failure is not final and success is not fatal. Life is worth living have hope and constant hard work to reach success:-)
So true!! Being consistent is VERY important.
Wow... I'm totally impressed with what you've been able to accomplish on Steemit... Looks like you started a year before me... I can't wait to see where I'm at in the same amount of time... I do wonder how many comments you answer and if I'm correct, you probably comment on the comments of others... Have a nice day...
@pocketechange
This was a different perspective that provided a mental reset on failure and what we need to begin doing in order to experience the success we desire.
Nothing wrong to fail, just remember to take something from it!
We all have to start somewere.
Fall get up.
keep Working.
:D
P.S.
DRINK LOTS OF COFFEE!
Exactly!! Lots and lots of coffee
Success is not a destination rather it's a journey so is failure. They are just life phases so that you can understand your objective in life. After achieving success, if you do nothing then you'll fail. Same if after failing, if you do something you'll get success. Life teach us important lesson in every single second, we just don't realise them.
Going alone and never base eveything on luck is the key to the success. Only your hardwork, determination and consistency will lead you to the success you want.
Thanks for sharing this wisdom-ful article @kaylinart
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or serious, but either way thanks for sharing how to become a better failure!
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First of all...did you take all of the pics in this post? They're super dope. Also, I've been a failure since I was 6 years (before then all I did was win). You might have put me in the right mindset to be successful at my failures. lol.
I dont have to try very hard to become a failure, it comes naturally to me for some reason. Plus, I majored in it in college so when I failed the final exam for my courses it gave me a taste of what my future was going to be like.
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Thank you
upvoted, thanks for what you are doing ☺
No problem :)
I want to learn from others mistakes and never give up. With this mindset I think I can be successful!
What? Hahhaha! Hopefully you are taking it the opposite haha.
Great point @kaylinart!
Thank you.
It's really funny to talk about failures. :) But it's better to have less of them.
So true! Failure gets expensive haha.
This is what toughens us up! :) Great article
Exactly hehe.
Loved the reversed-psychology approach of this article. Lol. And the last photo, too. Thanks for sharing! :)
Reverse-psychology helped me getting this info through my rebellious defenses!
Very good post, am impressed.
Hooray, see my latest post for a milestone celebration
hey girl nice pictures
I've been trying to succeed for so long I never realized the possibilities with failure!
LOL so much sass! love it. :) New writing style of yours is fun fun fun.
Beautiful thought out share..failure is needed to be greater at all desired achievements, when trying to be a champion or any competition. Losing have u coming back for more:) TO WIN!
Beautiful write up. What a good use of irony. I can as well name the post "How to be successful" all i need is invert the content of the blog. I love this.
wrong ... don't be a failure be OPTIMISTIC !!!!
https://steemit.com/life/@indepthstory/optimism-is-not-a-way-to-get-rich-and-plenty-of-power-optimism-is-a-matter-of-feeling-good-with-oneself-the-acquiring-of-a
The failure of a process, the failure of delayed success, the failure of the ladder of success. So we must be patient and consistent. Your thoughts are inspiring, I will wait for your cool postings.This thought is very useful for me and steemit colleagues.thank@kaylinart
Great post @kaylinart
The more you fail the more you success you have ;)
meep
Failure is a great opportunity to start again with more intelligence.
"You shouldn't have friends or family in your life." this sounded bit troubling first. But as reading goes, one could see the awesome concepts such as not letting go, waisting time on looking for look, etc explained in really well simple words! Thanks for the Post. Especially I love the "Wait for Luck" section!!
failure creates growth
Wow I never it could be so easy to be a failure ;) Nice writing haha
Right? Thank you hehe.
You should fail by doing your best not by failing
Well done post thanks for sharing
LOLLLL hahaha I am!
This reminds me of a great quote a guy I used to work with said all the time.
"I've tried nothing and it isn't working!"
Great post.
Upvoted!
Hurry up and fail - get it out of your system.
This was super uninspirational @kaylinart . Be careful you seem to be contradicting yourself and thus coming off as a faux failure. If you want to see a real failure in action check specimen A, yours truly. Ill have you know that I left my hometown to move back with my mom and now have a dog as my best friend. I currently work a few hours a week at a remote job but I'm about to get another job at a dispensary so I can really make my family proud. Currently, My only human interactions involve me complaining to my relatives about the banking system. Going hard with this failure thing, thanks for the weekend motivation!
Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble.
Heyy @kaylinart , i liked your sarcasm! Great post! And hey i attempted some motivation posts, its precisely 6 days since i joined this platform, i have a little over 90 followers but the views are mere 10 or so per post and i am sure you can guess with as little as a vote or two, I have listed my posts below, do look at them, if you think they worth a share, please do that, atleast that way i manage to get some views and if not please let me know where i went wrong!
https://steemit.com/life/@alexkoshy/the-world-is-full-of-people-who-could-be-and-should-be-but-are-not
https://steemit.com/life/@alexkoshy/make-better-mistakes-tomorrow
https://steemit.com/life/@alexkoshy/look-at-yourself-in-the-mirror-and-say-i-can-do-it
i must confess that this is really brilliant @kaylinart. people really need to know that failure is not the end of a process but a step in the process. failure is a mistake that gives you the opportunity to try again. i also put it this way Failure is an incubator where the necessary skills needed for future success is hatched- Thanks for sharing this post
Haha! Nice post... good info here! Sometimes I feel like I'm pushing towards a goal that is unattainable...shit, I don't even know WHAT that goal is! I don't think that I'm "failing", but I don't think that I'm "moving forward"... it feels like I'm trying run under water or move through the "multi-colored ball-pit" at the McDonald's "Play Place" ( which fucking disgusts me on too many levels... I feel as if I need to shower in rubbing alcohol if I were to get into that thing)....I mean, why on earth would my mom let me go in there?! She might as well have just injected me with the plague.
.... back to the subject at hand...
Thank you for the great advice. I feel like I'm doing a mediocre job at failing, and might as well take it up a notch.
I mean, if you can't be #1 at succeeding, why not try to be #1 at falling flat on your fat arse?! Right?!
Following btw.
Me encanto este post.. Nadie fracasa si puede volver a comenzar de nuevo. Todo depende de tu actitud ante la vida y de como asumas las circunstancias que se presenten. Soy nueva por acá. Saludos.!!