Procrastinating is not only fun! But it makes you feel like absolute garbage on what you accomplished for the day!
Here are some wonderful tips to help you start procrastinating.
Don't write anything down!
Never make to-do lists, They will make you procrastinate less, and this is NOT What we want here. Writing things down will make you remember the things you have to do for the day, And that's not the best way of forgetting and procrastinating what you want to accomplish!
Spend All Day On Social Media
I'm not referring to Steemit; I'm referring to super time wasters like FACEBOOK and Twitter. Spending all day on these sites will make procrastinating a breeze, you can waste hours on them. And Accomplish nothing.
Watch Netflix Or Hulu
Have a mini goal to watch everything on both of these sites, That way you'll never run out of things to watch. You'll never get anything done when you watch excessive amounts of TV.
Plus your eyes will be strained and your brain numb, so you REALLY won't want to do anything else.
Don't Take Responsibility
It's not your fault you didn't get things done. It's everyone else's fault.
It's Netflix's fault for making their shows so addicting; It's your mom's fault because she didn't do the things for you. Your Laundry didn't jump in the washer on it's own? That's your laundry fault, Not yours.
By not taking responsibility, You can make your life a lot easier. You'll never have to feel bad about yourself for procrastinating, You can feel good about yourself knowing that it is ALWAYS SOMEONE else's fault.
Conclusion
Procrastinating is good for you, It will make you feel like you have all the time in the world. You'll never have to worry about being stressed out if you follow many of these tips. If you never take responsibility, and you are always watching TV. You'll never have to worry about the things you are missing out on in life because you'll be so distracted!
This is a joke, Do The Opposite!
Lol very funny post...it makes my morning! Haha
I'm glad hehe :)
Followed you! Nice article :D
It makes my night... 00:00 now
hahaha abolutely right. Those are time killers. Procrastination is also a self defeating behavior. We as people tend to do it not knowing we are sabotaging ourselves.
indeed. we are making us self tired with actually saying nothing
...is what I say to myself everytime I'm on steemit for two extra hours that should have been spent working on my website ;-)
OMG!! Haha I totally get that, I pretty much abandoned my website, I'm too addicted to Steemit.
OMG This is so funny hehe
Great post keep them coming!
Thank you! I will hehe :)
I wish there was a share button on comments! Love the logic...
Not, lol Funny...Ok, I'll Start Procrastinating again: @kaylinart
HAHHA Thanks! Hehe.
Thank God for Steemit, my social media time has become a very productive and rewarding one...
Right? I Feel the same way.
I'll finish reading this and comment later. I just don't have time now. ;)
LOL nailed it!
Just simply getting shit done is easy and boring. Procrastinating makes life worth living :)
Right?
Great advice! I'm always looking for ways to be less productive. :P
I will take your advices. Really. I especially like the Conclusion.
PROCRASTINATION FOR LIFE!
But I was thinking of posting this comment tomorrow... But I'll post it now. So maybe it means I'm not procrastinating anymore?
Haha, Cheers Kaylin.
If I start procrastinating anymore I'll be completely worthless....lol.....creative post!!!
OMG This makes me laugh hehehe XD
Honestly with steemit its all right to procrastinate all you want really.
At the end of the day you migh have made mrore money than you would have at your job if lucky enough :D
Buut I really think its importaint to find balnc so you can have a chill life.
EXACTLY! On most days I make more here than I do with my self employment lol
EXACTLY HEHE
hahaha so funny! Steemit make the future better
Oh, I forgot my work. XD
OMG LOl
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Thank you
I like to chop my tasks up into very little tasks and just pick one. All those little bites help me to build a positive feeling so I get in a working flow.
@kaylinart great post look fw to more have a great day
Aww thank you so much :) You have a good day too :)
Check my post out
https://steemit.com/chainbb-general/@jimjam1210/do-you-like-good-dance-music-check-ordeeptrak-x-maya-schenk-bang-bang-or-on-freakin909
What do you think of taking 3 holidays week and do nothing at all? it can be really funny and really intereting no? what did you do during your 3 weeks holidays? (nothing and then nothing a bit of nothing and a lot of nothing).
I'm not sure I'm following you on this one.
Great post :0) upvoted resteemed
heheh thank you so much!
Good to known that Steeming all day is ok.
Just a joke; do the opposite is right on.
EXACTLY hahaha!! Unless you truly do want to learn how to procrastinate!
Haha lol, very nice post. followed you. waiting for youre next one
Thank you Hopefully that will be really soon hehe!
great.. hope you find some time to read my blog of my planned family vacation in 2019 to the us. I want to give the kids something they never forget.
That's really a comprehensive post. You covered almost all the points related to procrastination. Great post. Thanks for sharing.
No problem heheh e:)
Procrastination is important. I just haven't gotten around to doing much of it lately. My bad.
So funny. The opposite will really pay
So insightful :)
THank you : )
Thanks for the tips ! I will try my best to implement these into my life to see if this brings any results. Lol :D
@trendo
I read the title, then decided that I'd read the content a little later.
Just kidding. :-P
Very amusing, posts :P.
I was going to respond to this, tomorrow. Then I got to the end of your post and realized you were saying NOT to procrastinate.
How could you forget Reddit? the primary procrastination time vacuum of this generation.
Thanks for useful and interesting tips . Always do.
It would appear that you are getting great use out of your PhD in reverse psychology.
Definitely don't put all your satirical how to be successful articles in an ebook and sell it on Amazon with a punny title. You totally won't make more than you already are ;-)
That was really fun to read!! thank you very much for sharing! :D:D:D:D
Darn...I was hoping my methods would pay off, lol!
I like these ones :) Reverse psychology can have real effects sometimes!
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