Being anti-social helps you stay comfortable! Staying comfortable is the best way to be in life. Our electronics and phones are making us more distracted and less social. Here are some tips to help you become more antisocial.
Don't EVER volunteer
When you volunteer, you have to interact with other people. This makes it hard to keep to yourself. So don't volunteer for anything. Don't worry; You can watch the tv to see how the event went from the comfort of your own home! Volunteering is not necessary when all the annoying social people in this world will do the volunteering for you.
Live Alone
Living alone keeps you away from all human interaction. Make sure to avoid bringing friends or family over! Keep to yourself online as well, Don't interact with anyone. Play games alone and with bots, Avoid any human interaction. Is your goal to be a hermit remember?
Order Groceries Online
Websites like Freshly
Allow you to buy food online. You won't even have to leave the house. You can also order Pantry items off Amazon and Thrive Market! This will allow you to only leave the house for a split second and quickly take your box inside.
Cancel Plans As You Get them
You can always say no to the random hang out offers you get! Or just cancel them. This makes it easy to hide in your house and never leave. So many people will want to sabotage your goal of never leaving the house! Don't let them be that way! Make sure to let them know their place in the relationship you have with them!
Take Online courses and work online
Sadly many of us can't be hermits if we want to go to school or have a job. Or can we? These days many jobs allow you to work from home! Making it super easy to stay home all the time.
When you stay in the house, you'll feel more alone! Do this often and avoid the discomfort of seeing people.
Life doesn't have to suck! Avoiding people at all costs will make your life so much better! Don't be afraid to stay away and avoid people as much as you can.
This is a joke! Do the opposite
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😝😝😝 had me rolling @kaylinart
I play games a lot, I have double the average age of my fellow players.
I order food a lot online
I deactivated my facebook account for a number of reasons
No j/k
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You like to joke?
Well, I am a hermit. I live alone. Sometimes I go for days without speaking or having a conversation. It is not a fun life!
Your post reads like my lifestyle is a choice. You may be wrong about that. I may be crazy. The problem is I am not a desirable companion. Who would choose to be around someone who lost their mind years ago.
I try not to bathe. It uses water. Water is very precious. After all, there is no one here to smell me. It also saves on soap which pollutes our environment!
That's about all of the stupid things I can say about your post.
Note... this reply is a joke. Believe the opposite.
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No judgement in this post John
We are glad you're here
Relax
Hang awhile
Just shoot straight
I'm a joker
But I can tell you're hurting
Just say what you wanna say
Taking notes! Yup, done that.. And that, that too.... 🙊 Okay, we don't know each other 😅. 🙈✌🏻
Be careful, some people might take this seriously lol.
I hope so!!
LOl Jk.. I guess we'll see.
I just found you, and I love your post! Thanks for sharing!
Thank you hehe :) I'm glad you found me! Now I get to check out your stuff.
I hope so too bahahaah!
:)
Wow I do all of them. So proud of myself :)
Someone who doesn’t enjoy socializing at parties might be described as either “asocial” or “antisocial,’ but “asocial” is too mild a term to describe someone who commits an antisocial act like planting a bomb. “Asocial” suggests indifference to or separation from society, whereas “antisocial” more often suggests active hostility toward society.
WOW, Thanks for this! I didn't know the difference. Hopefully I at least somewhat used antisocial in the correct context :)
I've never heard anyone use "antisocial" in @kendall2's way... You used it correctly.
I haven't left my parents basement in like 7 months... jk :P
know its a joke but....
"Living alone keeps you away from all human interaction. Make sure to avoid bringing friends or family over! Keep to yourself online as well, Don't interact with anyone. Play games alone and with bots, Avoid any human interaction."
Story of my life!
Hahha!! I'm kinda the same way at times! We may need to get out more LOL.
yea... but steem is life now right. why leave the house when all you need is there or can be ordered to your doorstep and paid with Sbd! lol Im just kidding about that, but hope to have more social interactions :)
So true! Maybe there is an exception to this rule at the moment ;)
HAHAH, everytime you make me laugh! Great post as always! lol cancel plans a you get them :P hahah
Right? I'm glad you enjoyed it lOL!! Always cancel those pesky plans XD
Lol, omg I knew you were being so sarcastic with this post. Sad thing though, there are probably people just like how you described. I'm a loner to a small extent, being that I try to avoid annoying people that never shut up, lol. But I love hanging with my close friends.
Right? LOL.
I'm somewhat the same as the post too. But we also need to remember that human interactions are important too.
Yep, even if it is with people ya just want to choke lol
OMG Yes!!
Having a crazy cat, a goofy teen and a ankle biter helped me keep my wits about me. So, those who think I'm antisocial should thank those three, lol. I just know when I'm safe to be around people, and when I'm not lol.
It is really hard to stay antisocial these days though.. antisocial people stay online and usually on social medias like steemit.. you are bound to socialize somehow either in comments on a youtube clip, hating on a post on facebook or playing a video game. With a job like mine I sometimes beed time off from people tbh 😄
True! I didn't think of it that way! But at the same time we need physical contact too.
That is also true, i just work in an environment that is quite social and deals with loads of very different people so sometimes on days off I just want to stay at home and be away from people 😄
It is a funny post. "Anti-social" is actually not what you describe. People who are anti-social usually choose to con people, seek political office, or both. What you describe is "Schizoid" personality.
nice..... all the best my frnd
Thank you !
to be antisocial don't you get bored !!!
@kaylinart
YES!!! Lol
Brilliant! This post will get ya to thinking! @kaylinart
Just upvoted
Thank you so much :)
You're welcome, @kaylinart
but I don't want to be forever alone...
Aww you don't ? Then you better do the opposite of what this post says LOL.
Of course I am doing opposite :D
Good :)
I wish this was a joke for me.
Aww it's not? It kinda applies to me too, But I've been trying to get out of my shell more.
The last time I tried becoming friends with strangers I was so nervous I almost vomited on their shoes . Maybe my life is the joke lol
Yikes O.O don't do that! Although that would give you a good story to tell! Haha! Maybe ween yourself slowly into those situations.
Some of these actually make life better at the right amounts though..
True! It's all about a good balance.
I'm not so sure about a flat out "do the opposite" for this one. Some people suck and are definitely worth avoiding. I have to find a medium between exposure and solitude to be truly happy.
True :) So fill your life with good quality people. Not the shitheads LOL
Wait you just described my life :O
Uh oh LOL
Hmm..
But this may misdirect some people oo Uou post always got my intrest @kaylinart
Hopefully not! I like to be funny sometimes hehe.
Sure. Love it
Thank you <3
Time to yourself can be of advantage. Gets you to be in touch with your feelings and inner workings. Of course interaction is a part of the human experience. After all. " a man is not an island." Witty humor, no doubt.
Exactly!
LOL. You've really got me laughing today. First, get INTO debt,and now be less social. I love your writing. Can't wait for the next one.
Thank you! I have followed your advice. I have also installed a toilet and an incoming delivery box as well as a garbage chute in my room. I have lamps that imitate sunlight. If everything goes according to plan I will not have to leave my house for 24.5 years.
See you In the early 2040's!
Awesome post. thanks fro sharing.
Thanks hehe :)
I totally agree with this post 😎
I am one of the most anti social people you will meet, but sensible too lol.
Our phones and gadgets and all other forms of electronics are just turning us into zombies... living in a world where we don't even like phone all sorts anymore, we have to text.
sad times
This is an amazingly accurate "PTSD Survival Guide" lol
Peaking out of my 📦, anybody around? Clear...phone here, check... imaginery friends with me, check...who said I'm anti-social?
I much prefer to cancel plans last minute. That way people think you have friends, but people stop making plans with you so you're basically off the hook!
interesting perspective, I must say I can agree to a certain extent :)
Yes don't be social. When you get socialize and help some one and in reply you will get hurt. When you love people you will get hate from others. When you protest against something no one will support if there will be no profit for them.
But still I am social and continuing to help others support others.
Quite right, life is too short to get a job, time goes by much too quickly. If you stay home and be bored your life will not feel like it is passing you by in a rush. Plus never clean up after yourself and pretty soon you won't have to worry about friends coming to visit either because they won't be able to stand the mess and the smell:) Live a long and meaningless life and when you die, you can have a glorious epitaph on your grave saying "here he lies but why was he born?'
Your making me cry!
I am the Picasso of anti-social life
hehe - good points. Well it seems like I have ticked almost all of your points there )
I like your post very much. Thanks for shearing.
Yes!
Thought you stated that so well!
Most of us don't discuss
It's an issue
Love you, darling
Thank you
Sparkle pinkie pie Kaylinart!
You're a gem
Darling
You want to hang out? Why? Go watch Netflix or play on Steam xD
Lol you're killing it with these jokes. I always think I'm reading a serious article then I slowly realize that I've been rick-rolled. Thanks for keeping us smiling :)
In the photo, is the brick wall, or the woman the anti-social one?
I am sure that the brick wall has me beat in the socializing department.
It's impossible to be antisocial if you want to make it on Steemit. Congratulations on your success! Hope the minnows find you to learn these lessons!
ah, ok, I think I am beginning to get you ... geeze your posts are in my head, I am going to be thinking about these posts all day. But should I focus on what I should do or should NOT do :) ..... oh boy
I believe I get what you are saying and yet I don't necessarily feel that it is so much about being anti-social - for me it is more like being yourself - there is no one else like you! Thanks for the unique perspective. ❅
Sadly there are many posts like this which aren't jokes. Just type in 'why introverts are' in Google and see the results that come up.
I still try to work from home
interesting take
Loners will rule the world! WOOHOO!!