As I first read your post I was thinking it would be great to give to the aforementioned Steemians.
Then I realised them a lot of them have limited English or pretend that way, so your message would be lost in translation.
It was Bl**** funny though,
How can we hire Uncle Boom to visit some of these fine people, he knows how to deal with them the best way, and he keeps getting away with it, thank goodness.
Uncut Book and his magical cane would certainly give them something to remember!