just think, if it had been a Gibson, you would have no time for blogs, no more beer testing, no more planting seeds and hoping for crop failure.
Yoy would be just sitting quietly, with your left hand around a smooth, rigid. but with definite lumps and bumps, cylindrical object, that insists that you carefully run your hand up and down it.
i.e. you would turn into an owner, operator.
Lol, but what a happy owner operator I would be!
just imagine the mess