The importance of personal hygiene (with pictures)

Having good hygiene is important for your health and life. If you want to live long and happy me and many others recommend you to have good hygiene. Keeping your body cleans means keeping your body away from bacteria and illnesses. Trust me no one wants those. So, I am here today to help teach you guys and shemales how to clean your sex organ. I am not here to teach you how to clean your fuckings hands or face you should already know that by now. I am here to take your hygiene to another level. This is an extremely complicated process that could take you time before you can truly master it, so feel free to takes notes or read this over again.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any damages that could happen to your penis that's on you, so please be careful when handling such a delicate and sexy organ.

First and foremost you need to make sure you have soap and water. I recommend warm water and liquid soap, since rubbing a huge bar against the tip of your cock is kind of :/...mmmm should I say annoying. You won't able to completely cover the cock with soap unless you jerk your penis with liquid soap.
Find a way to get your dick aroused before continuing. I recommend watching some porn or imagining yourself raping women any way you like. What is more arousing than doing whatever you want to a body made for taking cock up all its holes. I truly believe hard is the way to go when cleaning your cock, since the fiction will decrease compared to just jerking and scrubbing it while it's flaccid.
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Now, this is where it gets dangerous and scary. You must retract your delicate and very sensitive foreskin all the way back until you can't feel anyway covering the head of your sex organ. And if you don't have a foreskin, it's not your fault part of your amazing penis is missing it's your parent's fault. It's fine you don't have to worry about doing anything since you are already missing half of your penis.
Furthermore, this is where you start jerking the liquid soap onto your cock grasp the staff and motion your hands up and down till it's completely covered. Make sure you hit those sensitive areas those are the ones that are the dirtiest. Scrub those hidden bacteria sleeping next to the mouth of your dick and cleanse it with warm water.
Next comes the testicles. You won't be considered clean until unless you clean your whole pussy plunging organ nutsack included. So, what you want to do is fill your hand with the liquid soap make sure you rub it against the insides of your fingers and start to just fondle your sack. Make sure you fondle them all the way through, and if your sack starts to tense up and harden. That is completely normal trust me it happens to me all the time it's just that your a little aroused with this cleaning your balls are still pure and you need to keep them like that.

6.Now, after your done playing with your penis, it's time to, unfortunately, pack it up. First, unretract your cock's foreskin and put it back to the way it was before. Make sure you align the mouth of your cock to the skin so that it won't get in the way when you pee and redirect it. Then drop down both nuts back into punching bag position. And then just out back on your clothes and your good to go. :-)

Anyways. I hope you guys find this step by step tutorial on how to maximise your hygiene. Hopefully, you use these methods and stay clean.
Love, Lil Willy