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Oh good. I guess I can now share that I was interpreting the line as the totally hilarious "If you keep going, you will shit." I know that makes no sense and that it reads even more like that with the comma. Still, glad you were cool with my suggested change. ;D

Reading the comments, I'm really impressed with your take on this topic. It seems you've got a wise, well-rounded, and personal approach. I'll look forward to reading the companion piece!

haha! I guess it's true. You will eventually shit. It's the natural way of things.