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I will try that on her if my poem fails... yeah, but hell, she's more thorough than steamcleaners and insists on originality LOL!! ... and no, I can't console myself by applying it to me - that would make me more conflicted than I am LOL!!

Lol! The gift of being a writer is that our spouse expects a little more....

We don't need you more conflicted John, lol.