WHAT EVERY BACHELOR NEEDS -- TO BE A HIT WITH THE LADIES…

[macksby]

“Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.” -- Kurt Vonnegut

Be a hit with the ladies...

First-off.., you can't be a jerk!

Secondly.., it doesn't hurt to be funny, entertaining and confident. Once again, not a jerk!

And now for the two -- Never Fails…

A fridge stocked with some good champagne. Not beer -- CHAMPAGNE!

A couple of rescue kittens! Not store bought kittens -- RESCUE!

Everyone tries to complicate this subject.., it's not that complicated. Be funny, entertaining, confident. Stock the fridge with some good bubbly.., and go out and rescue (adopt) a couple of kittens, not one.., a couple. And don't be a -- JERK!


P.S.,
If for some reason this doesn't make the ladies swoon all over you (very doubtful).., you can get drunk on champagne and play with some super cute kittens -- WIN, WIN!


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Comments

[kenny-crane]

Hahah! Brilliant formula!

[macksby]

Works like a charm... :))

[natureofbeing]

Lol, this cracks me up!

[macksby]

:))

[greatiam]

The question is, what is the success rate formula work?

[macksby]

Success rate is easily 9 out of 10x... :))

[greatiam]

Time to stock up on supplies!!!