GODS VS THE BITCH
Part 1
Let me start by pointing out that Mother Nature does a poor job and she really doesn't know much about how to truly get the best performance from this planet. She mistakenly thinks she owns it.
This may sound harsh to the average person who also doesn't have much of a clue about how to get the best performance from our planet.
Planet earth is blessed to have a species call humans that have evolved to a point where Mother Nature is no longer required. Amongst these humans are a select few we call scientists. Due to a truly perfect system call Capitalism many if these scientist receive vast amounts of resources in the form of human created money to correct Mother Natures mistakes.
Let me elaborate by putting my case forward below.
For the remainder of this article I will refer to Mother Nature as the Bitch.
I will also refer to Our leading scientists as the Gods for ease of reference.
Occasionally I will refer to the naive public as Sheeple.
THE FOOD SUPPLY
The only way the Bitch can fertlize lands depleted of nutrients is to create destructive floods or fires to re-mineralise the land. This is a very wasteful process often over supplying many minerals and trace minerals the plants don’t actually need to grow.
Every God knows you only need to supply a few minerals in fertilisers to grow magnificent looking crops. Farmers can then dam up those pesky flood prone rivers and water the crops on their own terms. The surplus minerals are therefore contained at the bottom of the dam away from the crops. The gods know that over mineralisation of the food source could be devastating to the Pharmaceutical Industry.
The Gods in the Pharmaceuticals industries concur with this practise as it is common knowledge that nearly all illnesses are treatable with drugs.
The Bitch is failing the planet with her outdated practises.
The Gods in the fertiliser industry can now create what they call genetically modified foods that can kill any of the Bitches insects that try to eat the farmers crops. This process can also kill other abundant insects like the bees creating a profitable honey market as the supply dries up . Cross pollination can also be a problem that is addressed by keeping the number of bees very low.
Sheeple consumers are attracted by the larger size and vibrant colours of the artificially fertilised genetically modified produce. Please see Eg below.
THE IMAGE BELOW SHOWS THE RESULTS OF AN EXTENSIVE STUDY DEMONSTRATING THE BITCHES INSECTS CANNOT TOLERATE THE SUPERIOR GENETICALLY MODIFIED CORN.
Please note that to balance the results of the study a human was then fed 1 serving of the Genetically modified corn with no adverse reactions. (recommended serving portion was 20grams which is 2000 times more corn than one dead insect consumed)
The Gods finding proving once again the incompetence of the Bitch.
The Bitch cannot keep up with the production of proteins for food consumption.
The Gods however can now genetically modify some animals like Salmon that grow 100% larger than the inferior Bitches fish. These Salmon are farmed and fed dyes in there food to make their flesh more appetising to the Sheeple.
Another positive is once released into the wild it may only take approx 20 reproduction cycles to stamp out all the Bitches inferior Salmon.
The government Lords also assist marketing the Product to the Sheeple by passing laws so the Gods employers can withhold genetic information and patent the superior product.
I simple example would of this would be the Bitches Salmon geneticly modified with the DNA of a spider. The secret recipe could then be patented .Once the Bitches inferior product wast extinct the Gods would make more money on the patent form every item bred or sold.
The Bitch has know idea about marketing.
The Below illustrations shows the Gods superior fish.
Another project the Gods are working on is the RAMROOGOAT.
This new source of food has the farmers very excited.
Highly mobile between paddocks tasty gamy meat and defensive horns to keep the Bitches predictors away.
IN CONCLUSION
Reality is that the Gods are at war with the Bitch.
This is a very intense war and there will be many casualties.
The Sheeple have been divided and conquered by this war.
Many Sheeple believe the Gods have the best interest of the Sheeple at heart.
The Gods promises to cure all diseases , feed the world , travel to other galaxies and build more advanced weapons of mass defence. The Lords of Government are strong advocates of the Gods.
The Bitch also has misguided followers , who strongly oppose the Gods , unfortunately these followers of the Bitch get caught up in the disinformation and often are departmentalised into fighting small battles that will have little impact on the outcome of the war.
There is also a group of Gods that Support the misguided belief that the Bitch should be supported.
If they are not hiding in the underground they are generally not employable and therefore silenced and ridiculed.
This concludes part one of the GOD vs BITCH series.
Please LIKE AND FOLLOW me, and stay tuned for part 2 that deals with the environment.
This is an original article by Marky
Like how you switched around the term God and Bitch to bring some perspective, not sure if everyone will get the inside (joke) But I thought it was a refreshing article which inspired me to eat more real food :)
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Is This A Joke ? Are You A Robot That Is Jealous Of Mother Earth And All She Does ? Ungrateful Troll You Are ! My Advice For You Is Take A Space X Rocket And Fly Off Our Mother And See If Science Will Keep You Alive !
You should read the whole article.
Its designed to wake people up.
Maybe it will make you mad enough to research what is actually going on , on this planet.