I use to get woken up by birds. Then I accumulated five cats who took care of my bird problem. Now instead I get woken up by pain in the ass cats wanting me to get out of bed so they can sleep in my bed all day. I can never win.
You are viewing a single comment's thread from:
Hey, you're back. Maybe you need fish? Some cats can't stop looking at fish swimming around and don't seem to require sleep or beds for many consecutive days of what could be the best sleep of your life.
I was going to reply I couldn't justify getting fish since I bought some baby ducks that'll be arriving next week but as I typed it out I realized I purposely bought some birds! And their duck house is going behind the house near where my bedroom is. I'm screwed.