Yet another children's party.
I and the good lady sat and watched our little girl run up, down and all around, screeching with a bunch of other lively five-year-olds.
The coffee was decidedly poor and I was a little bored. Truth to tell I was both bored and a little mischievous feeling. I looked at the good lady, she was checking her phone. The little boom asleep in her lap.
I scanned about for other daddies but for once I was the lone male in a sea of mummies.
I nudged the good lady, who looked up in annoyance at the interruption to her sacred Facebook time.
What?
Enjoying Facebook dear?
I've hardly looked at it, I am just reading an article.
She said, a little defensively.
You posted anything today?
Maybe, why?
Just wondering how much your post made?
I said with a cheeky glint in my eye.
She opened her mouth to react then closed it. A sneaky smile flitted over face.
Probably made more than you by not even earning anything what with the state of crypto at the moment.
My smile faltered at her low blow about crypto. Not for the first time I regretted enthusiastically sharing all my Steemit and crypto news.
When will I learn?
We sat in that peculiar silence that parents of young children get when their young brood actually buggers off for a while and you have time to yourselves and sort of realise you are out of the habit of talking as it has been so long.
Despite all the training I have been getting in work about silence, I am not a fan.
I attempted to make some conversation.
Fancy playing a game?
The good lady reluctantly put down her phone.
Oh alright, what is the game?
She said it with that world weary air that women get when they have played too many games with the BoomDawg.
I grinned like a madman and moved in to whisper in her ear.
The game is... Guess which one of the mummies I would sleep with if we weren't married?
She pulled back, a horrified expression in her face as if I had deposited a milkman's latte in her cereal.
What, tell me you are kidding? That is so disrespectful to women!? It's outrageous! It's mysogynistic!
She shook her head and glowered at me.
I leaned back, my patented who's the daddy smile on.
Fair enough, sorry. Silly Daddy.
We sat for a few minutes, the good lady chewing at some imaginary beef jerky.
Alright then, I am definitely NOT playing your game. It's Anita though isn't it?
I sniffed.
Anita? Goodness no, she has such big feet. Like a dinosaur.
The good lady have me a disparaging look.
In that case it absolutely must be Suzanne.
I shuddered.
Suzanne, heck no. She has a droopy eye.
Eh? No she doesn't!
Said the good lady feeling all girl-solidarity.
She does, have a peek.
The good lady looked over surreptitiously.
Oh, you're right. Hmm, I never noticed that. Ok, one more try them just bloody tell me. It must be Becky?
Becky? Becky?! No, she has the look of someone who eats penises and not in a good way.
God, you are terrible.
That's why you love me, sweetcheeks.
I beamed.
She rolled her eyes.
Right, it's almost time to go. Fess up, which one of my mummy friends would it be?
I leaned in.
None of them you daftie, I have only eyes for you.
Aaaw.
The good lady blushed a little and leaned over and gave me a kiss.
Sometimes you are so sweet.
I nodded and gave her a hug. It would have been Becky the penis eater of course but she didn't have to know that.
Shakespeare, in Henry IV, Part One, 1596:
Falstaff: 'The better part of valour is discretion; in the which better part I have saved my life.'
It is indeed the better part and one well worth remembering!
Wow, too many things to work on these days & I was missing Boom's Dwag Stories...
It looks to me like You were in Egyptian museum in Cairo sightseeing mummies...That was not fun 🤔🤔🤔
Moreover, I have never seen Mummy does penis eating although this Becky name looks cute 😜
Hehe, the way I spelled it it could very well have been, that would be quite the sight eh! :OD
Well played me boom! Haha, the penis eater! What particular characteristic does she have to make her look like a penis eater? Huge lips? (I'm hoping it's nothing to do with teeth... ;)
She does have really big lips. Kinda luscious big things. Right big, I mean massive but not in a bad way ;OD
Lol! Almost! hahahahahaha
Well played. It could have become very ugly very fast, this.
It could have, fortunately my survival instinct kicked in just before the blood was spilled
hahaha you have some occurrences ...survival instinct ... it's good hahaha
And later you'll have time for Becky.
This is very well known to Becky.Small couple games, very done @meesterboom; That keeps the marriage alive and enthusiastic ... I'm sure tonight, my dear friend, has a good fight.
Greetings @meesterboom
Lol, that is a funny meme!
A brave man indeed. I figured you were next to dead at the the end of line 39. Or at least sleeping on the seat in the car in the garage for the next few weeks. But you pulled it out in the end, gotta give you credit on the save.
Got a major guffaw out of this one. And I picked Becky for the (silent(smart!)) MB win.
(Though @dreemit might have just let the air out of THAT inner tube, with her photo comment...)
Hehe! Yeah, I sorry if saw I was heading for trouble and managed to stop myself sticking my face right in it!!;
That was some photo!
Why do you keep going to children's parties? Cant' you use work as an excuse?
sigh
If only, I take random days off work because it's sunny and nice and then get dragged to kids parties!?! It seems to be the season for them
If you moved somewhere warmer your risk of nice days AND a kid's party on that day would go way down.
I would like to move somewhere warmer but should probably have done it before the kids came and cant afford it now, boohoo!
Kiddy birthdays as a dude. I think you made the best of it, if this is even possible ;)
Nothing better than a good ol' round-a-gossip about the ladies there!
That is very true! It is a glorious thing, hehe!
hahaha the men and their sincerity ... half always...
We are always 100% half sincere!! :OD
hahaha I know...
I am intrigued as it will be Mrs. "Becky the penis devourer"
I wish you a great weekendExcellent game dear friend @meesterboom, I must admit that I did not know him, I lost him as a young man in all those parent meetings. in fact well played dear friend.
I wish you the very best of weekends too @jlufer!!
Hahaa...poor anita and her big clumpers...bet she could kick some ass though!
If she could lift them high enough to kick, lol!!!
well, maybe she could kick some ankle then lmao
I don't really understand this game, but you had me at dick eater Becky.
Trust me, it's a good game :O)
Aww... That is so romantic of you, meesterboom. I believed your marriage can last many lifetimes! Upvoted!
Here's hoping! :O)
One day there will be a huge hole in the favourite posters in steem.
Your good lady will have read your answer, remember it is there forever, and found Uncle Booms brother.
Enjoy your short life until she does read your answer, then there will be nothing for Becky to eat.
I am blessed in her complete lack of interest in steemit! Well, for now... Lol!!
Discretion is the better part of Valour.
Uncle Boom may have a brother, with lots of places to hide unwanted things, like horrible husbands.
Don't even think when the Good Lady can see/read your face, it leads to a longer life. believe me
I will be on guard just like always. Wary of the blades wielded by vagabonds!!
remember, a gentleman never tells.
they also live longer.
Hehe, yes, of that I am very aware!
With all the possible wild thoughts and possible anger in your good lady, your wise words 'I have only eyes for you!' has definitely made a 360 degree change of the mood. Your lady is always entertained by you with unexpected ideas and words!
She is, I totally know it!! :0D
What a way to kill two bird,
Joke around with the truth, just incase tomorrow reveals the unexpected
and then tease her with romantics.
I just learnt alot from the meester. Thanks man
Lol, you're welcome
Oh, you almost screwed up with that game! You're not afraid of death XD? It shows that you know after several attempts acerto the woman with whom you might be
Yes, I have chosen the right one... For now lol!!! :0D
Luckily you have learned that some thing are better left unsaid..... Good on you for making your wife's day.
A man has to try :0)
Hahaha! I had bet all my cryptos on Becky, I'm glad I made a killing! I tried it before and it worked to great effect. But, once my fair lady figured out the game, it had become a double-edged sword for me. Whenever she started a similar game, all the answers were the wrong answers! How could I have been such a fool!
Hehe, yeah, becky was blatantly the winner!! Is a dangerous game to play and no mistake!!
Oh, I won't make a mistake....... of falling into that dagnabbit catch-22 again!
The conversation was very sweet and risky. I'm sure most of us wont have the chance to continue after the part you said "guess which of the mummy would you sleep with."
Haha, yes indeed. I do like to skate near the edge!
Yh. The only right way to live. ;)
Interesting story,keep sharing! Do support on my post as well
Why thank you. Please dont ask for votes in return for votes though
I didn't ask for votes , Its upto you if you like the content you vote and if not then dnt vote . I am a newbie so its obvious I need some support to become like you .
You said, Do support on my post That is asking for a vote
no , I meant to say that support me .
Hmm, sounds like you are talking rubbish. But lets leave it at that. I am sure we both have better things to do than argur back and forth about you asking for support all night
hmm yeah anyways thnx good luck
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What about this game?
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