Budge up, I need some mirror action.
I gave the Good Lady a bit of a hip nudge to get her out of the way of the bathroom mirror as I wanted to give myself a bit of Zoolander Blue Steel before starting the daily grind of work and running about like a blue-arsed fly after the children.
Give me a second, I have nearly got it.
The Good Lady was frowning like a Blurt 'Investor' looking at the Daily Trading volume on Ionomy. Got what? I leaned over her shoulder and gave her left buttock an affectionate nudge. The left was my favourite, being the cheerier of the two. She jabbed me with an elbow and narrowed her eyes in deep concentration as she prodded at her under-chin with something. Chin whisker, you know? She grunted. Huh? I really don't know. what do you mean? Dodging the pointy elbow of bathroom doom I leaned in over her shoulder again. I saw that what she was poking about with was the tweezers which I had believed to be solely reserved for those irritating hairs that you get on the side of your penis. I decided to keep that tidbit to myself given that the Good Lady was having a poke about her face with them. DUUUUH... Chin whisker, what's not to get? She turned slightly and made a gurning face at me before sighing and going back to the chin in the mirror poking. I am sorry lass. You have totally lost me with all this chin whisker pish? Was I being dense? Why was she being so tetchy? And what was she doing? I needed in for the Blue-Steel. This you daftie... THIS! The Good Lady faced me and tugged at something hanging down slightly from her under-chin. I peered more closely at what she was showing me. Quite suddenly realisation dawned. It was a fucking hair! A fucking hair?! Hang on a minute, a fucking hair, like, attached to her chin?? Worse yet, growing out of her chin? Shit, she has a beard? A fucking beard? A real beard? I mean, I was a modern man, I accepted that women aren't all hairless glamour models. I can even cope with her reluctance to remove the hairs on her thunder cranny but hell, at least they were supposed to be there. Oh my God, you've got a beard?! I trilled out somewhat hysterically. What? How fucking dare you? I DO NOT HAVE A BEARD?! The Good Lady banged me in the chest with her fist. I prayed it was the fist that was holding the tweezers and that they had pierced my heart so I was spared the ignominy of living this bearded hell I now found myself in. You have! You have a BEARD! Oh shit, I must be a they now? I'm they?! I almost fell to my knees with the tragedy of it all. What an end to my glorious story. Like the fabled star that burned so bright now extinguished with only a wisp of smoke to hint at the glory of what once was. Got it! The Good Lady waggled an extraordinarily wiry black hair at me in the grip of the tweezers. Am I your lady once more? She smiled winsomely at me tilting her head to the side. Of course you are, babypops, I love you. I forced a smile back and she waltzed off thinking all was well with the world. Slowly, I sank to the floor and clutched at my knees Maybe I will just rock for a while.
Which is smaller than a small dog's pork bifter. Which, in case you didn't know, is quite small indeed.
Let me heartily apologise. I can't stop saying under-chin. It's great, it sounds gloriously filthy, like a horse with beautiful eyes caked in mud
Ugh, poor Mrs. Boom! I had this happen to me too and it was horrifying! 😭 If my hubs wrote stories like this, it would sound just like this, you mean, mean men! Howie literally sang "Michael Finnegan who had whiskers on his chinnegan" at me for days after. 😆
Like you guys have room to talk,the hair from your heads migrate to much more unseemly places as you age, lol!
I knew it could happen, I have a big dose of my Mama's Italian side and she has been growing the odd one here and there for years. But oh, the indignity!
Heh heh. I have been shouting the odd beardiie about the house since then. She has been shouting some less complimentary things. Lol.
I know all about them hair scares of age. I spend half my time these days trying not to look like the BFG 🤣
Lol I can’t make a comment about that to my wife, she’s self conscious of the peach fuzz she’s got going on but it’s those Sicilian broads and their infatuation with having more hair than other women. I don’t quite mind it but she’s determined to get it lasered off lol.
Usually to mention such things is certain death! We all have our own insecurities I guess. A girl I used to go out with was obsessed with the hairs on her arms. There was nothing wrong with them but she thought they were obscene!
Ah tis less than a manly man that has a lady as a beard. Perhaps it was just a wild hair and not a trend... I would say your man card us still in good standing...for now lol.
I am going for the wild hair theory. Just for my sanity's sake 😀
...not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.
is she changing into a 🐺 ?
Oh dang, I wish I had thought of that!!!
Perhaps, I shall be sure to let you know! Lol
Okay. The next full moon will probably suffice.
The moon will tell! :OD
I think they don't have beard like us, I would call it bristle, not sure if correct word 😁
Bristle. Holy kak, the sounds even worse!! Like gristle 🤣🤣
It sounds like you are already feeling disinterested in what you and the Good lady have going on, hehe.
How come you are only seeing a beard just now? It's strange!
Haha, nah. I was only teasing her because she had a hair. She is my top chick!
Hahaha, that was a really good way to tease her, I'm sure she must have saw you as a joker, hehe
The day she takes me seriously is the day we are over!!
Oh my! I didn't see that coming, well she better not, haha
As long as I stay funny I am safe. Hopefully... lol!
Hahaha, it will be almost impossible for you not to stay funny, so if that's the case, then you are more than safe if you ask me, hehe
Remember, you are Meesterboom after all :)
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This is hilarious... Getting punch by a Good lady with Beard... Aight, ain't hard to believe nowadays. Lol.
Haha homelander! He is like a love child of zoolander!
She did give me a right old punch for shouting BEARD! :0D
This iz :p
There he is. Bad Homelander... BAD!
Hehe 🤣
Just you wait and see, don't expect her to look at you starry-eyed when you have a fluffy bushy beard growing out your ears and nostrils🙈Mr @meesterboom, you men are the worst, getting all hysterical (that's our act, not yours, by the way), all about a lone strand of hair on your woman!
Sshhhh. She might not know it but I have been plucking them bad boys for some time now, they are ridiculous. If I don't I look like a skinny yeti 🤣🤣🤣
So yes indeed, we do have a cheek!!
If more appear, there's always the circus ! ha ha
Hair does funny stuff as one ages. I don't have a beard or mustache .... yet, but a couple of the hairs in my eyebrows forgot they were supposed to fall out or something before growing an inch or two long ! I thought that was only supposed to happen to grumpy old men ! Of course when they forget to fall out on their own, I pluck them out. I have quite fine eyebrows, I don't shave them off and draw them back on 🤣 but I don't want them to start looking like hairy caterpillars hanging out above my eyes either.
Tweezers are one of a girl's best friends it seems.
I think they are also a man's best friend. My eyebrows are now officially a riot. I was hideously grateful to the hairdresser once when they said, shall I run the trimmer over the brows? I was like, what? Fuck no! The guy was quite persuasive though and he did and I was like ah, that looks awesome because I hadn't realised it but I was starting to develop hairy caterpillar brows!
Ah the magic of hair! :OD
Hahaha man, thank you for making me laugh for a while. I don't know that women have whiskers on their faces! Scammers!
Scammers! That is it. They are scamming us! Lol, I am glad it is one, hopefully no more!
I see no problem here..unless she's growing a bigger beard than you?!? lol it's hell getting old, it's ust not fair hah
Haha, I can't grow a beard but if I could there would be hell to pay is she outpaced me!!
Lol, it was the tiniest thing too but I loved giving her pelters for it!!! Hehe
lol you should have snagged it and stuck it in a tiny vial with a stopper in it...that's good blackmail stuff there!
Haha, she is a clever one though. No doubt would have claimed it was something nefarious from my nethere!
oh yeah, never thought of that lol....could backfire in the most hilarious way
I can see it as if it had already happened!!
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BEER.The Good Lady was frowning like a Blurt 'Investor' looking at the Daily Trading volume on Ionomy.
hahaha i know it very well, tried to trade steem and hive on it, and some other tokens too, You must told the good lady about binance or some other exchange :P
Ionomy, ooft. I tried trading there too. Nothing ever happens on it and you can only usually sell things at a loss, it's rubbish!
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I agree, they havent done anything much since they launched. Maybe they just wait for thee bull runs to make a bit
Well I've got hairs sprouting in various places they shouldn't, like the tops or insides of my ears. I think the ladies can be excused the odd stray.
One hair doesn't make a beard as the old saying goes (I think).
It's a beard!!! Heh heh, yeah, it's not a beard. But what fun I had in saying it was to the missus. In fact that reminds me, I should mention it again right now! :0D
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New word 10 out of 10 awesome, now I got that face stuck permanently in my head, keep rocking on the floor clutching your knees.... deserved it I'd say!
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With all my respect, my grandmother said that where there are hairs "there is a lot of joy" hahahah anyway, it happens to be the same as your Mrs. wife, I must take out those other hairs to look splendid. It is a necessary evil for all girls. And you love us even with that hair too much...well I think so!!!
Ha!! I will tell her that. She will probably throw something at me!
We love you ladies anyway regardless of what grows where!!
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It's true to say "under the chin" sounds gloriously dirty but it's great!
For this you are excused.
Luckily the tweezers in the end didn't penetrate the heart and you were able to brighten my day... Of course yours started blown up by your Lady... I hope it continued better eh eh!
I survived the heart piercing!! lol.
Yes, I have no idea why but the more I said under-chin the dirtier I felt, ha!
I think this was a great thing for the day lol!
You have to have at least one good thing happen to you each day. I am glad that was mine 😀
Yes i agree!
I try to be positive and I go in search of all the good things that happen to me every day... and if they don't happen I invent them eh eh!
I think it's a good way to think about positivity... even if being negative can have its charm, the young people of offi call them emo I know, but it's not like he understands these things... Was Leopardi an emo?
Yeah, that's the kind of spirit I mean. Finding something g even when there is nothing!!
Emos are funny, they crack me up when I see them hanging about
I go around very little and I don't see many of them and, even if they make me laugh too... I confess that I can survive without seeing him eh eh!
But then in the end there's nothing wrong, as a boy I was a metallark maybe emo are the evolution of that... of course I don't know what music they listen to but there's little that comes close to Metallica 🤟🤟🤟
That's truly terrible man, hairy chins.., I don't know how you are coping!
Haha, is there anything else on Ionomy besides Blurt and BTC?
Lol. There are but no one really buys from there. The price are always out of whack same the fees are crazy. It's like a kids exchange 🤣
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The good lady has granted you the right to point out her under-chin hairs at any occasion!!
Use this power sparingly - as it might result in ungodly consequences - or bruises near the aforementioned irritating hairs.
I think it will most definitely be a sparing thing. I would be a dead man otherwise!!
And I don't think it works be a quick death! :0D
However, the next time you get an ingrown hair on your nethers. Be sure to show her the before, during and after of the hair removal process. Give her the opportunity to assist.
What could possibly go wrong?
Hahaha. I am sure that nothing could possibly go wrong there. I mean what could!! 🤣🤣
Blue steel - I can picture it haha.
Leave the good lady alone! I'm sure you've had worse yourself.
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Haha, I have indeed! I seen to be fighting a losing battle against a myriad of crazy hair sprouting everywhere!! :0D
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Pluck it out! That's what I do :09
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When you have to go all the way to Ionomy for an update, odds are it's gonna be odd.
Odds are you are in big trouble if you are checking ionomy for anything!!
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lol ... tweezers reserved for those awkward hairs around the todger, ... eek 😖
Now what happened again I am talking in my video then writing the description and still you are downvoting so can I not give gaming videos in this community on this platform then you notice there are many big users who are posting gaming can you also downvote them? If you give them downvote them
I am a very small user, so should I stop giving gaming videos?
Everyone is here to earn or not. Anyway, I don't have time now for which I can't post anything else. When I play games, I record a video. That's what I leave on this platform. Is it possible to do that too?
It's not like I'm new I'm posting gaming on this account I'm posting gaming from where I opened this account so where have you been so far no problem so far now there are various problems I see most of them post gaming or give gaming videos You don't say anything to them, you don't do anything to them. They catch me as a small user and downvote my post.
I haven't seen any big accounts that just drop videos and never interact with the community at large. If I did, I would downvote them too.
You are welcome to leave videos here but you don't interact with hive in any other way apart from to take the rewards from the DTube autovote and send them out.
That's all, you have commented on someone's else's post once in your whole time. That's woeful.
Simply speaking, you are farming the DTube autovote. I am returning the rewards back to the reward pool so that hopefully people who participate in hive can benefit.
Yes I understand what you said now if I communicat to people through comments then no problem no then I can give the video like thisব
If you are an active hive user that engages with the community them yes, you can do what you like
Ok thank you today start to communicate other hivers
LOL, ruining it further, it happens to all of us! We just don't tell you guys because look at your reaction !LOL
Nothing a bit of laser hair removal cant fix for good. nip that shit in the bud! I still didn't tell my husband about it, but it's gone now. didn't want this reaction. Your lady's love knows no bounds!
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