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Hope that the squirrel is not on Viagra. Before you know it you'll have lots of them.
Have heard that they can completely "strip" a nut-tree in one night. No walnuts this year for you

They keep trashing my feeders man, Even the squirrel proof ones. I keep cheering them on when they do it right enough, LOL!

Hahaha.
Next week a video-post on Dporn maybe?
'Horny squirrels make a mess in the birdhouse'

OR I will just fuck one of the little buggers on ca for once and show it a lesson and make some money from Dporn whilst I am at it!!

That would not only be Giving, but maybe even Getting a "token" of love ...

Maybe it would be the start of something amazzing and I would end up leaving the good lady to live in a tree with a bushy tailed lover!