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Maybe us guys are just really bad at reading their body language. It's painfully obvious now. The eye roll means we're doing a good job.

Wahahaha!!! Yes, you have cracked it. We are simply not understanding their immense appreciation and joy!!! I shall now assume the opposite of what I think the body language is telling me.

Nothing could go wrong, surely?

All these years! We've just been reading it backwards!

I can't believe we've finally figured this out!!!
Best. Day. Ever!

I'm going to write a book and spread the word among our fellow man!!! I will send you on half of the proceeds!!!

Expect to be very rich soon my friend. Beyond your wildest dreams!!!