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For sure it's the scent. I've tried washing my balls up to and sometimes more than five times per day and they still won't go away though.

I noticed that too. I even took two wearing thick oilskin underpants to keep the smell in and therefore keep me safe but it still boils out and draws the ladies like swans to an overripe banana

Dude. Last time I went to see a movie, it was a good movie, but I had to take a piss really bad, so I left. When I came back, there was seven of them licking my seat. When the security finally had them removed, I had to sit with a wet ass for the rest of the movie.

Fark, that sounds like my kind of Movie!

Yeah you would have liked it. It was one of those social justice flicks where the guy who love animals A LOT (especially sheep) battled through hardships his whole life but was then eventually accepted, and everyone applauded.

It is so amazingly like real life! In fact life is so often like that, I struggle to tell the difference between my own life and a movie half the time because everything just works out

It's almost as if they follow actual people around with cameras; but they can't see the cameras!