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I got a new shit blender!

Excellent. You can make us all McSlurrys!!

I'll top it with some good wholesome Canadian winter snow then piss a nice design into it like them fancy coffees they take pictures of.

You could make an alt account and do a post a day and start coining it in!!!! lol

Wouldn't be the first time I displayed my piss art here.

Like it wouldnt be the first time either of us did a proper shit post :OD

I am a shit post.