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The Big G was probably just taking a break in his special spot and forgot to remind you not to forget?

He forgets that I can't remember the things that he tells me the month after December!

Dear Big G:

Remember, remember, the month after December, is a bad month for remembering!

Remember remember or risk a dismember.

I think that's how the lords prayer goes?

Something along those lines! It was either that or crucifixion I believe.

We had a crucifixion last year, hardly anyone could go and watch due to the COVID restrictions though, bummer.