Balmoral would be a good choice for them! I wouldn't be stopping there either if I could see it from the air. Heck, if I could have seen it closer up I would have turned before we got near the clouds of biting things!
Kubrick would have that area cordoned off and under permanent movie location status!
Lol @mahgrit, that is totally the way the Scots say Margaret :OD
It's also the parlance of certain Boston accents as well, "Mahgrit pahk the cah we gotta head to the packie" (packie is our off license or 'liquor store') haha.