I think too much dope smoking and lockdown might have affected his mental health somewhat. His thought processes are messed up to say the least.
On a happier note, I worked with a guy called Sylvanus who was a bit of a nob. I used to mock him slightly for having anus in his name :0)
Was he from Scunthorpe? I hear some sites wouldn't let you set that as your location.
Heh heh, he was from down south but I have no idea where from.
Those fun filters can be too literal!